A Trinidadian, a Jamaican, and a Bajan walk into a rum shop and each order a Banks Beer.
Suddenly, three flies land in their beer.
The Trini pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Jamaican fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Bajan picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling. "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU IGRANT BRUTE!"
Suddenly, three flies land in their beer.
The Trini pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Jamaican fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Bajan picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling. "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU IGRANT BRUTE!"
Why did the pirate go to Barbados?
He wanted some arr and arr.
He wanted some arr and arr.
One Sunday in church...
Preacher (loudly): "If I had all the Banks Beer in Barbados, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
Congregation: "Amen!"
Preacher (loudly): "And if I had all the Mount Gay Rum in Barbados, I'd take it and throw it in the river."
Congregation (shouting): "Amen!"
Preacher (shouting): "In fact if I had all the alcohol in Barbados, I'd take it all and throw it in the river."
Congregation (shouting): "Amen!"
Preacher: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 123 in our hymn books and sing, "We shall drink from that river."
Congregation: "HALLELUJAH!!!"
Preacher (loudly): "If I had all the Banks Beer in Barbados, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
Congregation: "Amen!"
Preacher (loudly): "And if I had all the Mount Gay Rum in Barbados, I'd take it and throw it in the river."
Congregation (shouting): "Amen!"
Preacher (shouting): "In fact if I had all the alcohol in Barbados, I'd take it all and throw it in the river."
Congregation (shouting): "Amen!"
Preacher: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 123 in our hymn books and sing, "We shall drink from that river."
Congregation: "HALLELUJAH!!!"
A British couple visiting Barbados, stepped into the road in front a ZR Van.
The van screeched to a halt, and the van driver shouted to the couple "Yu'all come here to die?"
The British lady smiled and responded "No, we arrived here yesterday"
The van screeched to a halt, and the van driver shouted to the couple "Yu'all come here to die?"
The British lady smiled and responded "No, we arrived here yesterday"
